Laughing All The Way

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

What ever happened to smoke signals?

Dear Carrie:

I have two points to make:
1) I miss you
2) I am evil

Whenever someone googles you I want them to be brought to me. Really that means wherever I am you will be able to find me, oh sure, you could just call me like a normal person, but why the fuck would you want to do that? Where is the fun in calling me? We should start using Carrier Pigeons instead. When was the last time you got to be all: “Well I got this message from some girl via Carrier Pigeon. She wanted to know what I am doing this weekend.”

Don’t worry. I won’t link this to your site. We need our Internet anonymity so we can talk smack about our families.

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