Friday, March 07, 2008
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Things are going very well these days. Work has normalized. People who know I started work only 5 months ago would swear that I have been working there for years. That’s nice for several reasons, first because that means I really am the quick learner I said I was in all my interviews and second because it means that I am fitting in nicely. So nicely that I set up a drinks night with a bunch of the women in the office. Everyone responded by saying it was about time that we have a drinks night, but no one ever set anything up, so it was sort of well attended, and of course there are the promises of those who couldn’t attend. So next time there should be twice as much drunken dips as there was this week.
Also next time I am going to make Bruce do all the driving. Staying sober to drive home is stupid. Who was the loser that came up with that law?
Next week I am on a business trip to East Buttfuck, Very Cold Place, USA. I get back for about 8 hours and then I have to go to a conference in Farm Land, Very Warm Place, USA. Lots of travel and I guess it’s what I am suppose to want for my career, but if I could go somewhere awesome like LA or London, that would be way better.
Oh yeah, I finally got my car. Every time someone parks next to me I get mad and I already stared down my parking neighbor in my complex. It turns out that owning a car enhances the crazy. Wheeee!