Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Scah-rude
Things I’ve ingested today:
A cookie
A Mango slushee
A HUGE Bloody Mary (aka dinner)
Two dill pickle spears
An avocado
Bruce gets mad at me for eating a single meal a day. The messed up sleep thing means that I am asleep during typical breakfast and lunch time. I eat dinner with Bruce and then snack a little late night. He is amazed that I am able to function on 500 calories a day, but then I point out to him that sleeping takes so few calories and when I feel light headed I just lie down on the floor. No really, the floor thing works. So today I made the effort: mango slushee for breakfast (sure I got it at 8 PM, but whatever), avocado and a cookie for lunch (protein and carbs to keep me going), and Bloody Mary (I used V8, so that’s like a meal replacement) with a side of pickles.
I’m kind of feeling the big serving of vodka so I’m going to find my way to the couch.
Peace out bitches.