Laughing All The Way

Friday, June 24, 2005

Rant

I just finished watching the Today show interview with Tom Cruise. How in Earth did Matt Lauer stop himself from beating the hell out of TC. I mean how f’in smug can one guy be. If I were sitting there asking the questions and TC went: “Well, some girl, you don’t know the history of Psychiarty and I do,” (about 8 minutes into the video) I would have put l’il ol’ Mr. Cruise through the wall.

Also heard: “Yeah but here’s that point, I’m not even getting into that game, I’m just living my life, man.” (Said in creepy whisper).

When I was younger I was infuriated by a particularly ineffective therapist. I think she was one of the people we (as a family) saw post divorce. She would have this weird whispery voice that was taught as a method in her courses to create a calming and soothing safe environment in which all parties felt comfortable in sharing their emotions, however all that created was a life long desire to slap the hell out of anyone who whispers in a situation in which the whisper is totally inappropriate.

Whisper in the library not during a therapy session or in an interview.