Laughing All The Way

Thursday, July 28, 2005

I’m in the market for a bridge

I ate a doughnut for breakfast today. Normally, I have a bowl of raisin bran and a cup of milk with a glass of cranberry juice. I was bored of the usual. I got to the counter, looked at the cereal. Grabbed the doughnut. I was going to get a coffee. Then I felt guilty. So I got grapefruit juice. Why? Because there was a banner on the side that said Fat Free. What type of juice has fat in it? Pig juice. Oh, I’m sorry, I gave up drinking pig juice for lent.