Laughing All The Way

Sunday, April 08, 2007

I Don’t Regret Anything, But…

I wish I had an afro.
I wish they would call about the job.
I wish I took that opportunity that one time.
I wish that Disney dreams did come true.
I wish I had majored in interior design.
I wish I could figure out the manual settings on the camera.
I wish I had stayed in touch with all the people to whom I swore I would stay in touch.
I wish I was more dedicated to blogging.
I wish I didn’t still desire a cigarette every time I smell someone else smoking.
I wish that the bottle of champange I drank for lunch on Thursday had made me drunk.
I wish that taxes were easier to compete.
I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards humankind.
I wish you knew when I was being snarky.
I wish someone would invent a self cleaning toilet.
I wish they had those shoes in my size.