Laughing All The Way

Friday, November 02, 2007

Gurgle

Today as I wandered into work I was squashed. By a 300 pound man. A mountain of a man fell on me and the funny thing is that while I was on the ground pushing the offending person off of me I didn’t even realize that a) I was on the ground and b) that I was going to hurt.

Right now my left arm is throbbing in a way that makes me think a bruise will be on its way and that I should add some Tylenol PM to my ambien tonight. And maybe some red wine.

Remember how I was sad because I didn’t have anything to write about any more? I think the universe has remembered me and sent some blog fodder my way.

Excuse me while I go stick this knife into a socket to see what happens.