Laughing All The Way

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Fun with search engines

Perusing my sitemeter this morning, I clicked through some of the search entries. I like to see how people get to me…

The one that makes me the proudest, insofar as I feel like I might be doing some good in the world, was found in an MSN search: Touretts and vocal ticks
... number of individuals attacked by blogger B in any number of places were all very vocal on ... Eventually, Bruce is going to be a social outcast made up of a series of ticks and Touretts-like symptoms ...

It’s enough to think that I am providing some well put together insightful ways of dealing with Touretts. Poor Bruce recently complained that I no longer call him annoying. I think that just block it all out. Plus you shouldn’t call your almost boyfriend annoying, that’s just rude.

Some of the blogger searches, like: laughing cougar
Cougar: I’m holding on too tight. I’ve lost the edge. I’m sorry, sir. Holding the difference between persona and person was easier when I wasn’t so content. I was going to use the word “happy” instead of content, but to be completely ...

and: Dirty talk
Now, I’m a girl who has heard some dirty talk in her day. I mean, I don’t actually mind the “dirty slut”, “my hot bitch”, “fucking whore”, and “wet cunt” stuff that can flow during sex. Some guys say it, others don’t. ...

are pretty normal (laughing cougar?) and I’ve come to expect these. Dirty talk is one of the usuals because it’s in my tag line.

And from google, we have: Maverick and Goose Sing
Goose: She’s lo… [catches up] Goose: No she hasn’t. Maverick: Yes she has. Goose: [objecting] She’s not lost that lo.. Maverick: Goose, she’s lost it man.

with a typical: Anaconda don’t want none
My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun. ... My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun.  Bleed Like Me (0) Comments (0)

Considering this is a category, I’m not too surprised that I am a search result for this. I am surprised how often someone seaches My anaconda don’t want none.

Additionally, google comes up with: dirty talk in bed examples,
Laughing All The Way: There will be no anonymous dirty talk here… ... Then you had to roll your beached-whale ass off the bed.

which is similar to: dirty talk rub breast,
Laughing All The Way: There will be no anonymous dirty talk here. ... Ask me if my breasts are real. Tell me that you are into the Poly scene because: well

we also have: Centerfold Boston Brunch,
What’s brunch…the meal between breakfast and lunch ... Boston has two strip clubs, Centerfolds being the nicer of the two, was our destination. ...www.somegirlislaughingalltheway.com/someblog/ index.php/site/whats_brunchthe_meal_between_breakfast_and_lunch/

as well as: Should I fuck a married woman
But you asked me whether I should have made that determination for her. ... take care of each other, whether or not you want to fuck a married woman or not

and to that last one, yikes of all the things to google. Man, you should just use the magic 8-ball and be done with it. Especially as the reference here is from a disreputable source and all that.

But there was one result that really stood out from the rest. Apparently when someone googled: “anal sex” “with my brother in law” -gay, this is what they got,
I had gone outside to smoke with my brother-in-law and I think I mentioned something about ... Apparently when anal sex is being had sometimes there are ...

They must have found that so disappointing!