Laughing All The Way

Why Some Girl Is Not Allowed to Operate Heavy Machinery

“If I had a boat and Green Peace were in front of me, I would totally steer into them.”

It seems to me that if you want to ram Greenpeace’s ship then you must be against the environmental movement. But if you’re against the environmental movement then Greenpeace would not want you operating your boat on the seas. Finally, crashing your boat into Greenpeace would also damage your own boat and prevent you from further operating it on the seas. So in the end you’ll have simply done Greenpeace’s job for them.

Let’s see them come after me in the Rainbow Warrier. Oh, that’s right, they can’t. Because someone else already blew that up. Viva La France.

“Let’s see them come after me in the Rainbow Warrier[sic].”

That’s about as funny as saying, let’s see how much trade they do out of the World Trade Centre from now on.

Of course, just as funny. So what? Here’s something I recently read on another blog: What do you call an aborted fetus of a Czech female? A cancelled Czech. Did this also offend you? I laughed.

Is this your first day here? Have you bumped your head and forgotten everything else I’ve written these past few years? Has your new university edamication gotten in the way of all the other junk in your brain?

I would too, and then I’d back my big ass boat over the wreckage. I know it sounds like I’ve done that before, but really I haven’t.

You know, I just think that people who put themselves in harms way, like putting their body between a whale and a harpoon or a fishing boat and fish, need to realize they are going to get run over.

Which is the real difference between the WTC and the Rainbow Warrior. The WTC wasn’t stopping hard working folks from making a living. They weren’t provoking a reaction. Some people need to learn about history and learn that comparing apples and monkeys won’t get them far in any academic pursuits.

Also, I find most people who are actively participating in Greenpeace to be annoying. Go sell your earth friendly do-gooderness elsewhere.