Things My Boyfriend Says

06/09/2008

Me: “We have to go to dinner. Let’s get ready.”
Bruce: “Ready.”
Me: “Don’t suppose you’re going to do anything about your hair?
Bruce: “?”
Me: “Your hair appears to be standing on end in the back.”
Bruce: “Sooooo?”
Me: “Take your shirt off, t-shirt too.”
Bruce: “Um, okay?”
Me: “Put your head in the sink.”
Bruce: (with his head in the sink) “What is going on here?”
Me: (Turning on the water) “Less talking, more washing.”
Bruce: “Don’t waterboard me Dick Cheney!”