the catastrophe hasn’t become catastrophic yet (hmmm, having a hard time spelling today)
I know, I know, lack of writing on the blog. Not for lack of love of words but the incredible load of STUFF I have to do for work this past week. And next week. Please come back for updates but don’t be sad if this is still the last post.
Let’s see, let’s see: Bruce is being his normal self, which is both good and bad. Sometimes he can annoy me to no end, and then when I ask him why he’s doing what he’s doing he says: “Because it annoys you and I like to annoy you.”
How annoying.
But there are other indications that his annoyingness is the least of my problems, mostly because many of the things he does to specifically annoy me are no longer annoying, more a matter of course. Which means he’s going to have to go out of his way to find even more annoying things to do to annoy me. Eventually, Bruce is going to be a social outcast made up of a series of ticks and Touretts-like symptoms and I won’t even notice, but everyone else around us is going to stare in wide-eyed wonder and sympathy. You know, when you see a really mismatched couple on the street and you think: “Now how could that possibly happen?”
So, I have cracked one of life’s great mysteries. And I will drive Bruce to become the most annoying person on the face of the earth.
My job here is done.