status que?
The maid has finally returned from vacation. Since she’s returned from her Christmas break (and let’s be honest, we’ve been very giving to her, allowing her to see her family for the holidays) she has yet to live up to the standards we become accustomed. I think that today is the first time the living room has been vacuumed since the week before Christmas. And let’s not discuss how long it’s been since the sheets were changed or the four baskets of laundry sitting near the laundry machines just waiting for a washing. It’s a minor miracle that the kitchen is in perfect order, but I suspect that’s because a new kitchen aid mixer was under the tree and order was made to fit that behemoth on the counter.
Needless to say, if the maid didn’t sleep with Bruce that bitch would have been fired ages ago.