Scah-rude
01/30/2007
Things I’ve ingested today:
A cookie
A Mango slushee
A HUGE Bloody Mary (aka dinner)
Two dill pickle spears
An avocado
Bruce gets mad at me for eating a single meal a day. The messed up sleep thing means that I am asleep during typical breakfast and lunch time. I eat dinner with Bruce and then snack a little late night. He is amazed that I am able to function on 500 calories a day, but then I point out to him that sleeping takes so few calories and when I feel light headed I just lie down on the floor. No really, the floor thing works. So today I made the effort: mango slushee for breakfast (sure I got it at 8 PM, but whatever), avocado and a cookie for lunch (protein and carbs to keep me going), and Bloody Mary (I used V8, so that’s like a meal replacement) with a side of pickles.
I’m kind of feeling the big serving of vodka so I’m going to find my way to the couch.
Peace out bitches.
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What’s wrong with that diet??? *gulps her vodka cranberry*
Hey man. After the first time Gordon and I broke up, he survived solely on vodka cokes and cheese dogs for 33 days. That’s it. Vodka coke. Cheese dogs.
Amateur. Your problem is, you only had Vodka for dinner, it must be had as all three meals AND between meal snacks.
I appreciate the solidarity. Bruce returns shortly. And I have to come up with a valid explanation for my way badness.
I like to imagine the look he’ll give me when I say, “Well Gordon lived on vodka and cheese dogs.”
This is going to be awesome.
Also, is it possible to lose weight everywhere EXCEPT your breasts? They seem to be getting larger.