On my way to recovery, but what the hell is “Dry Socket”?
06/30/2005
Please define the terminology of “slight bleeding” because I am working through my third package of gauze pads. In two hours.
The drugs were promised an hour ago, still not here, I think that the teeth next to the ones pulled are falling out of my head, oh no, that’ just the throbbing from the gums that are mourning the loss of THEIR TEETH.
My bottom lip is still doing all kinds of crazy things, I was told it would wear off in 45 minutes, so why no sensation below my upper lip and above my neck?
Is it bad that I put a bunch of vodka in my milk shake? And what are the rules regarding cigarettes? I think I heard something about not smoking, but I was too busy looking for a lighter.
And on another note: Carrie Elizabeth Patch, I hope you enjoy your African Drumming. Carrie Elizabeth Patch do you enjoy knowing you will achieve google fame when I am done with my plan? I cannot wait to see what you bring to the table in retaliation, I hope it’s wicked smaht.
The DRUGS just got here! Good bye.