OMG OMG OMG
So like my blog broke and junk and then the people at the help place were like, um what? and I was like HELP. But then I went online and like fixed it myself. But it was like OMG HELP.
I think all is well now, pray for me. I am like going to log out and I might not be able to log back in ever again, for like ever. If that’s the case, I just want you all to know how much I care for each and every one of you. I also would like to say that I leave all of my junk to Bruce. My junk mostly consists of bills so really the rest of you should be glad that I am bequeathing my stuff to him. And it’s not like I can give you guys my funny bone, ‘cause I don’t even think that’s where my funny comes from. No, my kind of funny comes from a fucked up family and liberal use of drugs.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/16 at 04:21 AM
I get nothing? NOTHING? Not even the cat-like reflexes?
I see how it is.
Posted by
atizzle on 04/17 at 01:35 AM
Or a liberal family and fucked up drugs, depending.
Posted by
lili on 04/17 at 03:03 AM
I no longer own the rights to cat-like reflexes. I was shocked to see a commercial for the Honda Fit wherein the voice over man extolled the virtues of the Fit, including it’s cat-like reflexes. I think they may have trademarked that. I’ll probably be hearing from their lawyers at any moment.
How about I give you my hair straightener. My short hair has decided to flip out on the left side and in on the right side. I like to settle disagreements by letting nobody win so I straighten both sides.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/17 at 04:36 AM
Or a family that thinks they are liberal and drugs that don’t fuck you up enough.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/17 at 04:38 AM
Where you going? Lol. What made you say that you might can’t get on ever again? The only thing that won’t make you get on is when you throw your computer outside.
Posted by
Jill Wilkinson on 11/01 at 08:20 PM