Laughing All The Way

Note to self:

When wearing a thong, stop trying to pick your underwear out of your ass crack.

I’d write you a comment, but i can’t stop laughing.

And right there, that’s the reason that I avoid the thong.

I tend to wear thongs when I work to avoid that terrible panty line at meetings. I hate it when I can see someone else’s and I get all self-consious when I think mine might be visible.

But having not worked in three weeks now, I have forgotten the sensation of my butt crack being assaulted by a piece of fabric. I figure that if I am going on interviews I have to be comfortable with thongs again. Nothing like picking a wedgie in an interview.

Well you could just go recondo.  (or was it pararescue?  spetsnaz?  special air service?)

I love you for this.

ha! I heard that! That’s why I can’t wear a thong…I’d be pickin’ all day long.