Jesus Died For Someone’s Sins, Just Probably Not For Yours (Right?)
Emo. Seriously. Why are there grown men smearing on the black eye make-up and acting like they are so angry.
Jared Leto, you were in My So Called Life and you don’t get to be pissed if someone doesn’t dig your deep-as-a-thimble music. Picking on Elijah Wood is one thing, at least he’s famous, pouring beer on random people just enjoying a concert of someone else’s music is just so fucking petty. And just for the record, whatever Emo use to mean (and it really did mean something once, you know it like was Punk that dealt with emotion type things) your little spin in the emo purview has been less than illuminating. Get out of Sundance and off of MTV if you are going to be all about the…blah blah blah. See how you’ve bored me so?
Fall Out Boy and Pete Wentz you don’t get to write a song about how commercial punk/emo has become and how much you hate the MTV-ization of your little corner of music (“Bandwagon’s full, please catch another”...catchy) because, and stay with me here, you missed punk by about 30 years and Emo by about 10. What, you’ve been doing this since 2001? Oh sorry, didn’t realize that you were so entrenched in a deep and serious history of music. No bitch you are the new wave of emo (not to be confused with New Wave, that’s a whole ‘nother post) and you don’t get to lay claim to any sort of originality or significance, unless we’re talking about the significance of boys wearing eye-liner.
You and Leto need to meet up and have an Eye-liner Off. I hope you can turn left. (Siouxsie Sioux would beat you to death with the weight of her collar alone fuckers).