Laughing All The Way

I’m drunk, not stupid

So I went out tonight with the same crowd from last night. I have several points to make…

First of all, I made a rookie mistake. I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t drunk, so I keept drinking. I got in the cab and there was my drunkenness. Oh, god, if I lay down there will be vomit throughout the land. Or all over the bathroom, wahatever.

Second of all, I am totally falling for a guy who is otherwise engaged with anoher girl. Seriously, the effort to not cll him these past tow noights is rediculous, but I don’t want to mess up his good thing.

Oky I know this is bad. Real bad. Indescribably bad. I know. I am working on it. By working on it I mean: I am not drunk dialing but totally liking him more every day.

Don’t judge me, he likes me back. But he’s otherwise occupado.

So right now there are a buncj of drunk people ordering late night chienese food. And calling eachother bitch.

I totallyh got left at the club. I waited and waited for my sister and her shusnabd but I suddenly realized that they took the fuck off. So I wandered into the street and found me a cab. I directed him to where I wanted to fgo and then he went the wrong way. I didn’t say anything at first and finally I perked up and said where the hell are we. Of course I was alone and the cab driver was all shady. So he kind of laughs sat me and I say: “I’m drunk, not stupid.”

And people that is the way it’s going to be drunk, not stupid.

So I am going to bed alone tonoight, but thinking of nort going to bed alone.

How many people get on hear drunk? cuz by reading some of the questions they have to be…

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Thanks for the post.
Mark

All these things can happen with anyone. But I don’t think it was a right decision to solve the situation. Everyone should make a control over himself/herself and try to avoid such mischief. Small stupid act in drink can bring big troubles.