If Elmo the barking seal doesn’t do the back-flip, he doesn’t get the Mackerel
04/03/2006
Amend. (shift F7, thanks Word)
Alter, Adjust, Modify, Revise.
I like Improve the best. Because there is the sense of improvement these days. Life is chugging along and where there was once one, there is now two. I like two. Two IS much better than one.
The short of the long of it is that the long is not so close. Plan he said. Rather, I heard. Now there is just an amendment needed to plan around the unexpected. I can do that.
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Just as long as there is some ‘long’ in sight… Did I just make a dirty dad-joke? I surprise myself sometimes.
Funny thing is, the title of the post comes from a commercial, I think it was for hard lemonade or something. A mother and daughter are having a conversation about the daughter’s impending wedding. And the daughter broaches the subject of sex with something along the lines of: “Mom, do you and dad ever have, you know, problems?” And the mother responds by saying that she and her husband have a fantastic sex life: “Why your father can do push-ups with out using his hands.” And while the daughter makes the appropriate outraged sounds of disgust, the mother says: “Well you know what I always say: If Elmo the barking seal doesn’t do the back-flip, he doesn’t get the Mackerel.”