Laughing All The Way

I hate not being the funniest girl in the room

I can’t even think of something witty to say. Over the past two days they have proven the supremacy of their snark and wit and by proxy, they have driven the snark out of my life. I need that snark, it makes me who I am. The well crafted turns of phrases and insightful comments are allowed to ebb and flow around all the priceless and entertaining snark. Without the snark I am just ebb, no flow.
I shall have to content myself with the knowledge that in person I am way funnier. Did you boys hear me? I said IN PERSON I AM WAY FUNNIER.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it while wearing a Batman costume.