I am about to eat a piece of cake for breakfast. Okay, I won’t because I fear the look of shame from the cafe workers. But I want to eat a piece of cake for breakfast.
Stupid boring apple.
NO! No apple! Eat the cake! The CAKE!
I would. I have. I might just chow down on a Little Debbie right now.
That is the same advice the pregnant woman in my office gave me. Apparently she had a Whoopie Pie for breakfast.
Somehow I think it’s okay to be pregnant and eating cake for breakfast but not un-pregnant and eating cake for breakfast.
So tell your coworkers you’re pregnant. By the time you’d be showing, you’ll be gone. Cake it up, girl!
hi! im stuck in school and really hungry so i googles “i am really hungry” and got your site.
you should totally eat the cake!
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