Fun With My InBox
04/20/2007
I bet you thought this was a missive about a bikini wax. Well, that will come later, I’ve got a new place lined up and these experiences need to be shared, at least in my opinion.
I’ve been getting this weird Spam that isn’t even sent to my email address. Normally the spelling is atrocious and I have to kind of make up the words in the middle because the “Russian” “female” “writing” the email has learned how to talk from the Teletubbies. Notice my dramatic use of air-quotes. But the last few letters have had a different air to it. In fact this last email was almost poetic. Almost.
from Tatty
to Joerg
date Apr 19, 2007 2:17 AM
subject Re[1]: We know each other?
Hello, Joerg
I’ve got a lot of friends, but none of them could drown my grief. I’ve just parted with my boyfriend whom I trusted
and loved with all my heart. But nevertheless I still believe in love, respect, understanding and mutual trust…..
Maybe I am mistaken; however I am ready to try to build my happiness again. If you also believe in love and ready to
try again, find me at
http://loveandonly.com/winking
Bye
Tatty