Laughing All The Way

Even reading it again, I laugh

I think that my regular readers have noted that I have been rather gentle with the expos� de Bruce. I do like to protect him (I am the only one allowed to call him annoying, stupid, or an ass) from the prying eyes, of well, you. However, this afternoon we had a conversation that I have to share. I am practically duty bound to let you all in on this one.

Enjoy.

The set up: Bruce booked something for me on-line and instead of my first and last name there was a typo that left my name as SA SD. This is confusing because there are no “s"s in my name. This led to an early morning phone call to dear Bruce who had just gone to bed. Bruce has rectified the situation, but it will be a long time for this one to be forgotten. Also, Bruce never calls me by my common nickname. Everyone I know, even co-workers call my by this name. Bruce didn’t believe me until he met my friends and family. After meeting the crew, he commented that people call me my nickname. I know, that is the purpose of a nickname. I never said that he was smart.)

Spam Bruce: [nickname]ie [nickname]
some girl: yes?
some girl: you never call me that
some girl: what’s wrong?
Spam Bruce: nothing
spam Bruce: someone just called the san jose mercury news “the merky news”
Spam Bruce: so I thought I’d try it out
Spam Bruce: worky work
some girl: you never call me [given name nickname]
Spam Bruce: I know!
some girl: are you going to still do that?
some girl: or is it back to SA?
Spam Bruce: i think “miss sd”
some girl: “Yes Alex, could I please have weird things I’ve called my girlfriend for $100?”
some girl: misty?
some girl: we should have a couple’s blog: Bruce and Misty
Spam Bruce: ok
Spam Bruce: except I want to be called “special agent megabruce”
some girl: Spam Bruce it is.
Spam Bruce: ultrabruce?
some girl: Under Bruce…that sounds kind of dirty
Spam Bruce: deputy assistance underbruce
some girl: I hope the deputy assistant under Bruce gets to be Misty otherwise there could be another Monicagate.
Spam Bruce: indeedy
some girl: so SPAM Bruce
Spam Bruce: nooooooooooooo
some girl: what are you plans for this evening? are you going to find a nice piece of white bread and get cozy with her?

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Sorry to spam your comments. If you want the WHOLE story…and it is a long one, I can email you and bring you up to speed.

Here is a comment for your blog.

Dear Spam-
A. Nnoy. Ing.
Love,
SG

Okay, I know your real name (or at least I think I do but I suppose it’s feasible that you’ve been undercover with me, too.  Actually, you have been undercover with me or under the covers anyway,) and I don’t get it.  Can you please explain it to me (very slowly) in e-maily?  Thanky.

Nat, email to be sent in the AM…

I’m sorry, there’s already a MissD in these parts.

hmmm

You know that Natalie character, always taking advantage of the girlies who pass out in her bed.

Pay no attention to any possible innuendo

Some Girly is very cuddly.  But you know all about that, don’t you, Brucey?