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Dirtier than Monica’s blue dress

I was just reading a story about the conviction of a NYC bouncer in the 2006 murder of a woman who was from Boston. One of my former roommate actually went to high school with the victim so I was interested in the outcome of the trial.

In the New York Times article there is a very disturbing sentence:

“One of his mother’s hairs was found on the blanket Ms. St. Guillen’s body was wrapped in, as was semen from his brother Reggie Harris, who had died in 1994.”

Let’s review shall we…semen from his brother Reggie Harris, who had died in 1994. I shouldn’t have to say this, but please, someone, anyone, ensure that upon my untimely demise, wash my blankets. Like, within the first year. Whether you keep my stuff or donate it all to charity, please, wash it all.

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
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