If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. -Dorothy Parker

Crap

03/06/2009

15 years of drugs and alcohol use and my first black-out is on Ambien.

I may have been doing laundry in my underwear. The machines are not in my apartment. You make your own conclusions from that statement

And to think, I never even thought Ambien was impressive enough to crush and snort.

Have mercy.

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just don’t start driving on it, k? :-)

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 03/07 at 03:11 PM

Word, driving under the influence of ambien is a new defense in court!

Posted by somegirl on 03/08 at 05:02 PM

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