Ant Flow
06/08/2006
Just to clarify:
I am neither engaged nor preggers.
That MAY happen one day, in the future, when I am old and boring and stuff like Bruce (I kid because it’s funny).
But for the time being, I am contentedly un-engaged and decidedly not knocked up.
Thank you for your concern.
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No, that was NOT a sigh of relief you heard from my general vicinity, because that would have been unseemly. ahem.
Why? What are you saying? Are you saying that you don’t want to marry me and give me babies? Huh huh?
Ddddid you knoww that you can easily dissolve 14 packets of sugar in a single cup of coffee?e e
Oh Bruce, whatever will I do with you?
You cannot be a responsible parent if you are a sugar whore.
Don’t be whack stay away from the cane crack.
Pregnant! Wow! When’s it due? I hope he got you a big diamond ring.
Your anti-spam text tester engages in some bizarre subliminal messaging.
Well, according to the obstetrician, I am due May 20, 2011.
Which means I have a gestation period of um…5 years.
What was your magic word?