An open letter: Allah, Buddah, God (Christ.), God (Jew.), Juno, Persephone, Rasta, Zoroaster, et al
04/27/2006
Dear Whoever,
I just wanted to thank you for all your help these past few hours. I know that I was really asking for a lot, and I respect the fact that you are a very busy entity. I appreciate that you took the time out of your very busy schedule to listen to me and answer my very insistent questions.
I want you to believe with confidence that I will stand by my words and I will do whatever it takes to fulfill my promise.
I don’t really know how I am going to end world hunger, set up a peaceful co-existence between Israel and the neighboring states, ensure that Lindsay Lohan never procreates, and prevent any other Bush family member from taking office anywhere in the world ever again, but like I said, since you came through for me, it’s only fair that I follow through on my commitments to you.
Thanks for taking the time to show that you care,
Some Girl