If you have only two pennies left in the world, with the first penny, you should buy rice to feed your family.
With the second penny, say the wise Japanese, you should buy a lily. The Japanese understand the importance of dreaming...-Japanese Proverb
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- A Little More Bliss
- Aha, Take THAT!
- All of my duck in a row, which is soothing to my OCD
- Also
- Another day, anther dollar
- Asked and Answered
- Big City, Bright Lights
- Blue
- Breakdown
- Breaking up is hard to do
- Corrections
- Damage Report
- dear douchebag
- Dear JetBlue, Suck my dick.
- desperately seeking sanity
- Eastered
- Foreign
- Fun With My InBox
- Fun with search engines
- Geneva Convention Resolution: Peer Pressure Is A Form Of Torture
- Good deeds and coffee
- Gurgle
- He knows a guy named Igor
- home soon
- huh
- I Don't Regret Anything, But...
- I'm blaming PA
- I'm Busy Watching Animal Planet
- I'm the new San Francisco Treat
- It occurs to me
- Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
- Kicking it
- Like a pig in shit
- Now with 90% more asides
- Ode to Billy Joe
- On Ice: we interrupt this program to bring you breaking news
- Oooooh yeah, my blog...erm
- Oprah's On
- Over due, Over kill
- Parting is such sweet sorrow
- Pete and Repeat
- Pinball Widget
- Posit
- Put a lid on it
- She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
- She's Going the Distance
- So this is how it’s going to be
- Some of you will know this and some of you won't
- Such is life
- Tactical
- The Ginormous post, you've been warned
- The One With 600 Thread Count
- There is something romantic about being a slut
- This has been my week
- This is my independance day: To the women who know that this is for them, this is for you.
- To tell the truth
- um?
- Wanted Dead or Alive
- We interrupt this program to bring you a message from the President of the United States of America
- What I did on my summer vacation: by Some Girl
- With A Bang
- Words I Should Use in a Post
- You Can't Handle The Truth
- You can't touch this
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Here There Everywhere
It's illegal
- A Matter of Fact and Law
- About: Press Play
- All of my duck in a row, which is soothing to my OCD
- Ant Flow
- Big City, Bright Lights
- bound
- Breakdown
- Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Descent-Not safe for work!
- desperately seeking sanity
- Diversionary tactics
- Even reading it again, I laugh
- Even your emotions had an echo, In so much space
- Fluffed and Folded
- Fun With My InBox
- Funny Story
- How many licks to the center of the Tootsie Pop?
- I am not an aircraft
- I know
- I Know, I Know. I Suck.
- Irony is
- It occurs to me
- Jesus Died For Someone's Sins, Just Probably Not For Yours (Right?)
- Just so you know
- Magic in Manhattan: When Calamity stole the drugs from the drug dealer
- Materially Speaking
- More walking, less bleeding: hey la, hey la
- More Walking, less bleeding: How Bruce became my almost-boyfriend
- More walking, less bleeding: It is as it should be
- More walking, less bleeding: Or how I spent my vacation week
- Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean
- No More Animal Prints
- Oh God
- On Ice: we interrupt this program to bring you breaking news
- Party on Wayne
- Pete and Repeat
- Plunge
- Posit
- Question of The Day
- Race and Ethnicity
- Scah-rude
- Secretly
- Someone send some weed*
- Spruce
- Tales from my bed
- That's A Baby For Real
- the catastrophe hasn't become catastrophic yet (hmmm, having a hard time spelling today)
- The chill explained: put up or shut up
- The User That Didn't
- There are
- This has been my week
- tickle my nausea
- To tell the truth
- We interrupt this program to bring you a message from the President of the United States of America
- Why Do Women Go From Kittens To Cougars?
- Why Some Girl Is Not Allowed to Operate Heavy Machinery
- Wicked
- You are now free to return to the building
- You Can't Handle The Truth
- You Want What I Got
You don't bring me flowers
- All The King's Horses and All The King's Men
- And then I find out
- Ant Flow
- April Showers Bring Mayflowers, But What Do Mayflowers Bring?
- Because he loves me
- Being better than terrible
- bound
- Bruce, you're on notice
- Dining by candle light
- Eastered
- Even your emotions had an echo, In so much space
- Fluffed and Folded
- From Here To Eternity
- Funny Story
- His head is superglued inside his anus
- I am not an aircraft
- In my dream, I was in the midst of a break-up scene with Bruce in which I was exceedingly emotional
- It occurs to me
- Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
- Magically Delish!
- Materially Speaking
- More walking, less bleeding: hey la, hey la
- More Walking, less bleeding: How Bruce became my almost-boyfriend
- More walking, less bleeding: It is as it should be
- More walking, less bleeding: Or how I spent my vacation week
- No More Animal Prints
- On Ice: we interrupt this program to bring you breaking news
- Patience is a virtue
- Pete and Repeat
- Repeat delivery
- sated and satire
- So noted
- So this is how it’s going to be
- status que?
- The chill explained: put up or shut up
- The Day I Accidentally Brow Beat The Vietnamese Tailor
- The fish seem to be better today
- The Ginormous post, you've been warned
- The Road Not Taken
- The Thrill Is Gone
- The User That Didn't
- Things My Boyfriend Says
- This is my independance day: To the women who know that this is for them, this is for you.
- What I did on my summer vacation: by Some Girl
- Why Do Women Go From Kittens To Cougars?
- You Can't Handle The Truth
- You need a Hook: Take me out to the ball game of love
- You Want What I Got
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun.
Bleed Like Me
- A beautiful wreck
- A Little More Bliss
- All of my duck in a row, which is soothing to my OCD
- An open letter: Allah, Buddah, God (Christ.), God (Jew.), Juno, Persephone, Rasta, Zoroaster, et al
- bound
- Chug! Chug! Chug!
- Congratulations: TMI
- desperately seeking sanity
- Even your emotions had an echo, In so much space
- Fester
- Fluffed and Folded
- Four on the floor
- Hey Ma, What's Up, Let's Slide
- I am not an aircraft
- I Don't Regret Anything, But...
- I go out walking, after midnight
- I'll Never Learn
- I'm drunk, not stupid
- In my dream, I was in the midst of a break-up scene with Bruce in which I was exceedingly emotional
- It occurs to me
- Jesus Died For Someone's Sins, Just Probably Not For Yours (Right?)
- Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
- Just so you know
- Lessons I've Learned From My Mom
- More walking, less bleeding: hey la, hey la
- Mrs. Goodbar
- Must
- Never the Same
- Now with 90% more asides
- On Ice: we interrupt this program to bring you breaking news
- Only time will tell
- People are all capable of seeing what they want
- Popeye The Sailor Man
- Portland Feel To It
- Repeat delivery
- She's Going the Distance
- Someone send some weed*
- Stitch in Time
- The chill explained: put up or shut up
- The Kids Are Alright
- The Naked Truth
- There are
- There is something romantic about being a slut
- This is my independance day: To the women who know that this is for them, this is for you.
- To tell the truth
- Unexplainable Burdens in the Heat of the Night
- Vanity, Thy Name Is Some Girl.
- Wash away my sins
- Washed and Waxed
- You need a Hook: Take me out to the ball game of love
- Your Redemption Doesn't Come Easy
Things to work on
Why I am not allowed to supervise children
WWBD?
Archived from days of yore
- Am I a Pussy?
- An ode to Billie Jean.
- And One More Thing
- And then...
- And this is dedicated to the one I love
- Because I promised, I am showing mine
- Blow Jobs all around
- Difference
- even the rain is sharp like today as you sh-sh-shock me sane
- Evita never had it this bad, so go ahead and cry for me Argentina
- Gonna have you nekkid by the end of this song
- Happy birthday baby: the scorched earth post, nothing will grow here again.
- Have you ever seen the movie Drumline?
- HBO: Serving up the high quality entertainment
- He paid attention
- I believe I can fly
- I hate not being the funniest girl in the room
- I put my make-up on using a fun house mirror
- I want the one in red
- I wonder if George W. knows how to use the Internet
- I'm in the market for a bridge
- I'm just not cut out for normal
- I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again, oh babe I hate to go
- I've hit a wall
- I've never been good at sharing
- In my dreams
- Is honesty always the best policy?
- Like a Jerry Springer episode waiting to happen
- Like Vodka for Water
- Mine All Mine
- Never Meant to Make Your Daughter Cry
- Oh shit, it's the coming of the apocalypse
- On my way to recovery, but what the hell is "Dry Socket"?
- Out with the girls
- Paradise by the dashboard light.
- Praise Jesus for providing us with this bountiful supply of grain based alcohol
- Predicated on a lie
- Rant
- Rant
- Recapitulation: Long weekend at fam. reunion.
- Remember that time you accidentally bought crack instead of coke?
- Something about a splinter from a chicken bone and Salmonella
- Tag, you're it
- The adventures of Some Girl and Pussy Willow
- The Final Frontier
- The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
- The ins and outs (of Anal Sex) as it were
- The One Where I am Wonderfully Tanned
- The second verse is different from the first.
- The Stars at night are big and bright
- The trick is keeping one in the air
- Unlikeliest of friends
- Vodka infused ice cream
- Welcome to Ether Day
- What ever happened to smoke signals?
- What goes up must do something or other
- What I hate about you
- What I hate about you
- What is it with me and Texas?
- Whatsamatta U
- Woulda-shoulda-coulda
- You don't want to get home and start crying...
- You like me, you really like me