Laughing All The Way

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Bruce and I went on a bear hunt.

Carrie Patch got married in the woods. There were bears. Bruce and I did what we could to avoid the bears. Specifically, we stayed out of the woods. Also, I drank. I don’t know if that’s on the list of official ways to avoid bears but seeing as I didn’t see a bear I am going to add that to MY official list of ways to avoid bears.

On the way to the bear hunt I realized that my plan of packing on Wednesday night for a Wednesday night flight was a bad idea. Mostly because when I landed I made note of all the things missing. A list ensues.

Shampoo
Conditioner
Curling Iron (size small)
Jewelry
Earphones
Ipod
Clean jeans
Razor
Soap

All these things were purchased at the local Rite-Aid (except the jeans which I washed in the sink). It turns out that it was a good thing I forgot all these things because the shopping trip gave us a chance to escape the Bates Motel. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention we were staying at the Bates Motel in the middle of the woods.

Suffice it to say, Bruce and I had our share of the scary outdoors for this month.

(As always the wedding was great, the bride beautiful and my eyelashes fake. In my head I live in the Valley of the Dolls.)