Tuesday, January 30, 2007
A Moment of Perfection
Judge Judy is on Ellen. It’s like a dream come true. Seriously, words ellude me.
Scah-rude
Things I’ve ingested today:
A cookie
A Mango slushee
A HUGE Bloody Mary (aka dinner)
Two dill pickle spears
An avocado
Bruce gets mad at me for eating a single meal a day. The messed up sleep thing means that I am asleep during typical breakfast and lunch time. I eat dinner with Bruce and then snack a little late night. He is amazed that I am able to function on 500 calories a day, but then I point out to him that sleeping takes so few calories and when I feel light headed I just lie down on the floor. No really, the floor thing works. So today I made the effort: mango slushee for breakfast (sure I got it at 8 PM, but whatever), avocado and a cookie for lunch (protein and carbs to keep me going), and Bloody Mary (I used V8, so that’s like a meal replacement) with a side of pickles.
I’m kind of feeling the big serving of vodka so I’m going to find my way to the couch.
Peace out bitches.
All gassed up and nowhere to go.
Bruce is away these days. Far away. I have the car. And a GPS device.
Now all I need is a destination.
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