Laughing All The Way

Thursday, June 30, 2005

On my way to recovery, but what the hell is “Dry Socket”?

Please define the terminology of “slight bleeding” because I am working through my third package of gauze pads. In two hours.

The drugs were promised an hour ago, still not here, I think that the teeth next to the ones pulled are falling out of my head, oh no, that’ just the throbbing from the gums that are mourning the loss of THEIR TEETH.

My bottom lip is still doing all kinds of crazy things, I was told it would wear off in 45 minutes, so why no sensation below my upper lip and above my neck?

Is it bad that I put a bunch of vodka in my milk shake? And what are the rules regarding cigarettes? I think I heard something about not smoking, but I was too busy looking for a lighter.

And on another note: Carrie Elizabeth Patch, I hope you enjoy your African Drumming. Carrie Elizabeth Patch do you enjoy knowing you will achieve google fame when I am done with my plan? I cannot wait to see what you bring to the table in retaliation, I hope it’s wicked smaht.

The DRUGS just got here! Good bye.

Vodka infused ice cream

I can’t feel my tongue. Or bottom lip. I tried to stickout my tongue and ended up pouting.

The Dr. said I was all set to go home, but I’m here and an awful lot of blood is dripping out of my mouth and down my throat.

I’m giving it four hours before I call the practice and make them fix the bleeding.

I think that there is a purple cow following me. I swear there was one when I woke up.

Off to make a mintchocchip milk shake with a health does of vodka, my pills will be here in an hour, until then I must enact the preemptive vodka strike to stave of pain.

On a side note, I am well into a book on the basics of HTML, XHTML and CSS because I am tired of other blogs having the same template. I am going to try to mess around with it over the next few days and see if I can come up with something that is all about me.

Peace out, oh and if you’re in Boston in the next two days, I know a girl with drugs and booze and she not afraid to mix them and she’s big into the sharing, you should totally look up her crib.